Awww Whisky does a body...BAD!

Last night was CRAZY! Kayc and I went to the fair and walked around and looked at shit. Got made fun of cause I was so excited about it (FYI: I have never been to a fair before). So it started to lightning and thunder pretty bad, and instead of going downtown we opted to go to Manhattan, have a drink, and then head home. Well, we get there and ALL the regulars were there (all 15 of us). Everyone kept buying round after round, after round, etc. So 5 beers, and 4 shots later I am drunk. The milkman puked (AND HE NEVER DOES), then this kid Cotton was braggin about how much he could drink. So we ALL bought him a shot of whisky, and he took all them in under a minute...NOT GOOD! He was fallin over EVERYWHERE! Then they do this thing where they pick up bar stools, put them on their heads, and have antler fights. Stupid I know...but it is funny as hell! Cotton fell on a table and broke it. Kelly was passed out, outside, pukin all over, and then some random was right next to him. We just kept bringing everyone out there who couldn't hang. Stacey's friend Chappy came out with his friends and had some drinks. BUT THEN...Chappy's WIFE shows up, who is crazy, freaked out, and made him leave. Then punched him like 5 times in the face, and then he had to come to our house and crash on the couch. I felt bad for him. Stacey, me, Eric, and him stayed up til about 3:30 talking about how crazy his wife is, and how he needs to get away from her. Poor kid. Josh's mom called me at 7am, and we talked for like 30 minutes, and then I went back to sleep until about 9:30, woke up and showered, and then my mom and aunt came down. We went shopping, I spent WAAAY too much money, but I needed groceries, and a fan, etc. They left about 4, I put shit away...went to the house I am house sittin for, took the dogs for a run, came home, showered, picked up a bit, and that brings me to now. Kayc went to the rodeo tonight, but I am just too tired to do ANYTHING! So, I am gonna bring Mickey and Moose out with me, lay on the couch, watch a movie, finish my book, and get a good nights rest. We are all goin floating in the afternoon tomorrow for a few hours, so I can get some sun, ON MY LEGS! THEY ARE WHITE WHITE WHITE!!! Then i am doin a GOOD cleaning on my house tomorrow late afternoon, and then another lazy night. I am sure I will end up BBQ'n for everyone after floatin too, which is okay cause I have food now! T MINUS 20 days til GA! I am starting to get excited now...almost to the teens, THANK GOD! I get paid on the 11th, and leave on the 12th, not good...I am writing a 750 check before I leave so I dont' spend it all down there! Gotta get bills paid first! Anyways, I am gonna grab the dogs and head out! I hope everyone is having a SPECTACULAR weekened!!!! TURTLE...HOW WAS JESSICA?? lol!